(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

Jobey

The definition of a dipshit.

oh that Jobey he's eww

by jobeyyyygreennnn February 24, 2019

jobes

A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.

"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"

by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010

jkokes

is a definition derived from jokes meaning to have a giggle or to share in a persons sense of humour

When Tara fell ova that was jkokes man

by tara and vicky September 16, 2004

joben

A word from the eastern coast meaning a person of no luck, a "jonah", or someone who always loses in everything. A joben is not something you would want to be.

" All of the tickets you scratched were Losers you joben!"

by eldurato779 April 20, 2010

Jakobe

Jakobe is a low down annoying ass nigga that has an irresistible good luck charm, that can make almost everybody like his little ugly mutant ass, has a great since of humor and knows how to make a bad thing great again, he can’t be serious at times but he knows not how to be serious, he loves love and if anybody can match his vibe, he’ll match yours..... he’s a bitch ass nigga that’s not scared of trying new things and won’t shy away from anybody or anything, he’s says fuck haters and they can go eat his ass hole and he’s a pussy ass virgin

Jakobe wishes he can eat pussy

by @LKI_03 April 15, 2019

Jobe

Wannabe programmers from South Africa

Wanted, good programmers, Jobes need not apply

by John Doe April 13, 2006