[jetro]

fast runner. someone who is not really fast but. sarcastically they are.

dad im gonna beat all those 9th graders! -5yr old little boy
go get em jetro! -dad

by Mkkxoxo January 14, 2009

jethrine

a very masculine guy who loves to dress up in delicate little outfits with ribbons, bows and lace. (Originates from the Beverly Hillbillies: Jethro Bodine's delicate little sister)

We were shocked when we saw the big bald wrestler sashay into the dance hall dressed like a sweet jethrine.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

JetRockit

A very cool message board...full of the coolest teen web-savvy people you'll find. The admins are super hawt and scene, too.

JetRockit was awesome last night....did you see that debate about ______?

by Moosey May 15, 2004

Jethromancer

Someone who alternates between normal and redneck-speak, depending on the situation and usually when intoxicated.

Someone who can summon their inner-hillbilly in response to a situation, but isn't actually a hillbilly.

When I get drunk, I start to talk with a southern accent, but I'm originally from the North. It's like I'm a Jethromancer or something!

Let him talk to that ornery group; he's a Jethromancer like that.

by Roachman5000 October 21, 2012

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

Jetaroo

My black cat

Is that a pillow
No that's my cat jetaroo

by Rossum November 27, 2012

Jetrockit

Awesome message board with friendly, talented and cool people. Nice themes and a good general attitude/atmosphere. Honest people with great opinions.
Often called "JRi".
The offspring of great message boards such as Nova-boards or Avon.
Very scene ;)

JRi is so Cool!

by Doodah June 23, 2004