Are you ready for Jerkin January
by Prizmic Soar November 02, 2019
When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.
Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.
by Dude43212 June 13, 2018
taking an 'active' role in life ! , by simply doing a 'job' oneself, when unable to find 'help' !!
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
in a HUGELY overpopulated world, there STILL remains quite a large number of males unable to get help moving spermatozoa !!
unable to be scared by an 'orthodox' christian, as regards to "going to hell" , all these males usually find themselves
ALREADY THERE !! 'flames' leapin' and licking all around them, as DNA 'ramps' up the heat!
a universal response to the question: what have YOU been up to lately ??
by michael foolsley April 01, 2022
Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!
by BreakBeatDrums September 03, 2015
Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina
by aigle December 10, 2022
A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.
Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.
by xristopher cringle October 16, 2010
The act of jerking off with or in jello container, or placing in a zip lock bag leaving alitte open put between matress and fuck your matress!
by kitty katttt October 20, 2009