Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 15, 2020

Shabby Jerkin

Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina

"Heard he gave her a shabby jerkin."
"That man goes through so many shirts that way."

by aigle December 10, 2022