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Definitions by BreakBeatDrums

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.
Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.
Derp Drop by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

Jerkin' Joey 

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.
Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!
Jerkin' Joey by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015

soviet butt shovel 

The sexual act that involves two women on all fours backed up to each other butt-to-butt. A male then inserts his penis in to one girls butt and his balls in the other girls butt.

The advanced move requires both girls to clench around the their respective male members and crawl in opposite directions.
Hey Josh, can you wife come over tonight? Susan and I want to experiment with a soviet butt shovel and we need a second girl. You can hold the camera!

super bush 

When the female pubic region has hair that extends above the belly-button.
Grant's mom won the Floyd county's super bush contest with a pubic area that measured approximately one square meter.
super bush by BreakBeatDrums August 28, 2015

boner canoe 

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!
boner canoe by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

Fur Envelope 

A very furry vagina.
My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

Fagget Fart 

When a gay person, particularly a male, farts during the act of anal intercourse. Further definition suggests that during said act, fecal matter may actually enter the urethra of said sexual protagonist thus causing great physical harm and potentially catastrophic internal sexual damage to both parties involved.
Ryan was tricked into anal sex with a $3.00 transvestite at the quickie-mart, he/she fagget farted all over his dick and now he's HIV positive he never wants to pack fudge again.
Fagget Fart by BreakBeatDrums November 15, 2010