Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life
“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?
by Stanislavbogomolov August 04, 2024
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dirty jayne

Dirty jayne is the act of putting your asshole over a car exhaust, which results in it burning your asshole and filling you with smoke.
Larry: What did you do last night?
Ken: Oh, i just did a dirty jayne with Leah and Becki
by notabottom: May 14, 2021
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Jayne, an Irish foster mother, has taken on a 2-year old and holding up well despite his age!
Jayne, a good mum for the wee boy!
by NormaJean19 November 04, 2019
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Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
by ……: December 12, 2024
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'A Jayne's reply'

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 03, 2009
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