fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.

John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.

by negev September 12, 2013

Rusnak-itis

The incurable disease due to the abuse that is associated with working at the Taj Mahal. A symptom is often dreading returning, especially after a long weekend, vacation, or leave of absence.

God damn it man this Rusnak-itis is so bad I would rather clamp my testicles in a vice than return to work.

by Dickfingers69420 May 11, 2021

kiss itis

When a person loves to kiss a lot. Also when someone continues to kiss even when they aren't being kissed.

We just made out for 20 minutes straight and now you continue to kiss me and I am done kissing you. Yo you have kiss itis for real.

by trudon April 27, 2010

no ho itis

A nigga suffering from no pussy got a long period of time

On naw he got no ho itis look at how he acting

by That nigga 321123 December 15, 2016

Trifling-itis

A contagious disease which enables the victim to be regularly a dumb, nasty trifling bitch.

"Girl, you trifling. You better go to the doctors to diagnose you of Trifling-itis. I heard it's contagious..."

by JustFactsOnly July 25, 2019

Boys-itis

Aka kiss-ass syndrome, the strong desire for acceptance from people you view as superior.

Look at Ben Goldsmith man. He must have boys-itis, he was tryna hook up the boys with the goods!

Look at Tyler Berliner man. He really has boys-itis. He has a zoom call with the boys!

by Wettyfap420 November 10, 2021

Bigbutt-itis

Having a notably large butt that catches the attention of others anywhere you go.

"WHOA! Look at her butt! Clearly, she's got a case of that Bigbutt-itis."

"My Bigbutt-itis prevents me from fitting into normal sized jeans."

by IWantAnAPlease? November 15, 2011