A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)
Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

An athlete who isn't very good at the sport he/she is playing. Often the player has the athletic ability of an orange street cone.
by Vegas March 23, 2003

Hunter, it sure is good that you don't have to wear that cone anymore. Is it okay if I pick you up and cuddle you now? :)
by fixman88 October 20, 2004

by matt August 4, 2004

Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.
"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."
by Alan Smithee the first July 27, 2009
