sparklesmalone's definitions

targ

The pig/warthog creature from the Star Trek Klingons. Although beasts, targs are both hunted and eaten, as well as kept as house pets. Targs are identifiable largely by the sharp horns along their backs and a shaggy coat of fur.

Damn, that targ just ate my dog!

Hear is Snuffles, my pet targ. Make sure to keep small children away from her, she may get hungry.

by sparklesmalone April 17, 2005

coning

A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)

Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.

by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005