Isaiah

Isaiah means hormones raging. A god like man. He pisses gold every time he awakes from slumber. He was actually the reason hitler never banged Stalin. With his lush hair and hazy brown eyes women still don't get lost in he sits in his room and masturbates alone. He's longed the feeling of love but has yet to get it so he's filled it with hentai and SoundCloud rap. If you listen to xxx hell probably call you a bandwagon. He's jokingly narsastic. He also has a long fat cockle that wonder women couldn't take. " a man who looks into the eyes of demon soon realizes he's looking in a mirror"

"Wow Isaiah is such a weeb! Fucking cringe!"

by Isaiah gonzo March 14, 2017

isaiah

man with extremly huge dick!

girl#1:i was with my boyfriend yesterday.
girl#2: you were?
girl#3:yeah, he has an isaiah dick

by badchick July 4, 2010

isaiah

to have a sexy body. to have strong biceps, and ripped abs, and a nice ass

look at that isaiah lifting 700 lbs!!

thats guy is a total isaiah!

Man, that isaiah is a total hottie!

by tipwiz February 11, 2008

isaiah

a person who comes off as a hoe but once you get to meet them they are actually a whore

girl: did u meet a isaiah he’s such a how

by wingwing1 August 2, 2020

Isaiah

He is a very kind person. He is taller than most, He is athletic and plays multiple sports and it a very hot guy. He doesn't like people shorter than him because they aren't as cool. But he will be there for you whenever you need him. He also can be loyal and be commited to a relationship but it takes a special girl for him to go with. Any girl would be lucky to have an Isaiah. He will be sure to make you smile even when you're mad. And he makes alot of short people jokes just for the attention. But overall Isaiah is an amazing friend.

Jessica: did you see that handsome guy Isaiah in class yesterday he looks charming.

Emily: of course how could I not of seen him!

by Frankiebronman June 14, 2017

Isaiah

Someone who you love but always wants the other girl

I can’t like isaiah Becuase he’ll never love me like I love him

by 131513 November 11, 2017

Isaiah Face

1) The face that one makes when he/she knows he is fierce/the shit. A great example is the kissy/pucker face seen in a lot of female’s photos.

2) A face that one makes when he/she is being overly sarcastic (e.g. saying “Yeah right,” or “Uhhh hummm!”)

Example 1: Look at Melissica; she’s the only one in the picture with the Isaiah Face! You can’t tell her nothing!

Example 2a: Wait a minute, they voted YOU best looking? *Isaiah Face*

Example 2b:

Boyfriend: “Don’t worry about all of those texts and pictures I get, baby --- you’re the only one for me.

Girlfriend: *Isaiah Face*

by Ivyn Ken More November 13, 2011