IKEA wrist

The wrist soreness that one experiences following an afternoon of constructing IKEA furniture.

I can't lift anything right now. I'm nursing a case of IKEA wrist.

by Superscooper September 7, 2009

Ikea Boy

A Stereotype of a guy who indulges in buying designer furniture and decor, or watches HGTV and subscribes to the Horchow catalog to satisfy an empty part of his life. The majority is often Emo or Gay, but also includes guys in the entertainment industry, and urban loners with too much money. The title, Tyler Durden (Pitt; alternate personality), gave himself(Norton) in the movie, "Fight Club".

Near the end of Fight Club, when Tyler stands up to... himself;
-"Now why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
-"Not my head Tyler; Our head."
-"Interesting... Where you going with this, Ikea boy."

"Ron, Your lamp shade matches your coasters... This is your dorm room! When did you become an Ikea boy?" -not Fight Club

by John O. B. October 22, 2008

IKEA Date

A IKEA Date is a type of date where you go to IKEA together and mess around. Maybe buy some stuff or grab some food if your there, just have a great time in IKEA.

Hey do you want to go on a IKEA Date?

by OGKeck October 22, 2019

Ikea Bag

A womans vagina after she has given birth to several children.

4 KIDS! Her undercarriage must be an Ikea Bag.

by Someone named Brett July 26, 2011

Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

by mung_bean January 21, 2016

Ikea Flat

The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.

You're acting like an ikea flat.

by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013

IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023