Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

ikea food

The most amazing food you will ever taste, surprisingly good quality, at a surprisingly low price

I went to IKEA tonight and sampled IKEA FOOD, it was delicious and really great value

by Just me 171717 April 28, 2014

IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...

Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh

by iamcorey May 20, 2010

ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack May 11, 2018

Ikea Yoga

The yogic qualities brought out when constructing Ikea furniture

"I spent 3 hours doing Ikea Yoga today. My chakras are engerized and I have 3 new bookcases."

by UnderTheViaduct July 9, 2012

IKEA that bitch

When you want to have a whole furniture store of "one night stands" with a gentleman or lady friend.

I don't just want to have a one night stand with Jim, I want to IKEA that bitch.

by cozytime April 20, 2016

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019