statement department

the department that makes political statements

I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.

by Mr. Statement generator July 10, 2010

Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.

Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"

by DarkPandaLord May 03, 2023

waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.

" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..

by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.

*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"

by Him69 June 21, 2024

Pro-Hitler Statement

Why is it that when DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON makes Pro-Hitler Statements like "You have to admire Hitler! He was an organizational GENIUS!" The Jewish owned Daiky Wire will defend him to the death (From ME specifically) But when Kanye West says "I love Hilter" because, like Jesus, he loves everybody he is IMMEDIATELY EXCISED from the Daily Wire and removed from social media?

Hym "And the funny thing about Jordan Peterson is that he is ALSO using Hitler-Style rhetoric! With his 'Psychogenic epidemic' rhetoric and Saad Gaad's 'Thought Parasites'and even Vivek Ramaswamy's 'Wokism is like a cancer that needs to be cut out of society' and I QUOTE DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON HERE WHEN I SAY THIS: 'And then he (Hitler) moved into the broader political sphere and started to target the people he considered impure as parasites and capitalized on the behavioral immune system and peoples intrinsic sense of disgust' And what (exactly) did Jordan Peterson do as soon as he 'Moved into the broader political sphere?' Capitalizing on the behavioral immune system. But Kayne West make one pro-hitler statement and BAM he's gone. This is wild guys! You were making a pretty convincing argument on the 'We'Re nOt NaZi GuYs' front and then you lose and election and then you default STRAIGHT TO NAZI. From 'We'Re NoT nAzI' RIGHT TO NAZI at the drop of a hat. You couldn't possibly have fucked me any harder here. You would need to cut all of you dicks off and sew them all together into one giant super-cock to fuck me any harder than you already have. Fuck!"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 04, 2017