Hyperado

Somebody, who on internet chat rooms and FB groups relies on ever increasing amounts of hyperbole to enforce their tough image. The result being that he/she sounds like a desperado. Hence, hyperado.

It may sound something like the lines below,

'I am the Mother Theresa of facebook after all....'

'Thanks for coming back in all your fuckwitted 'glory' '

'your sheer and utter retardness'

John: here comes that desperate fucker again, spewing hyperbole all over the boards.

Mel: Yeah, the Hyperado has just rode into town!

lady tryhard

by JustJayne November 2, 2009

hyper-fact

A fact that is false in this universe, but possibly true in a parallel universe.

"Most lawyers are metrosexual." - Dude
"Dude, that is such a hyper-fact!" - Brah

by ERK404 May 4, 2010

Hyper-drunk

The state of being both hyper and drunk at the same time.

I've had like 15 double vodka red bulls tonight, I am so hyper-drunk!

by Clyde_91 April 6, 2014

Hypechill

An adjective given to something that may be defined as a little more than cool, yet less than rad.

"I heard the party's pretty hypechill. Should we go check it out?"

"Yeah but only for a little, I'm trying to get fucked up tonight, not sit around."

by LizardBoy01 December 29, 2014

Hype to the Grove

When someone thinks they're being cool, but they're not.

Jimmy is wearing cow patterned pants... And he thinks they're so cool... Thats Hype to the Grove. Those were in style in the eighties not the 21st century!

by Anana-Bannanna February 22, 2015

Hype Crash

A hype crash is a let down. It's when someone over promises and under delivers. When someone builds up the hype for something (i.e. a story, product, event, person, etc.) so much that when they finally tell you what it is, it's a major let down.

Movie Announcer: In a world...
Dude: Oooo new movie what's this?
MA: ...Where the forces of good and evil collide...
Dude: Been done before, but sounds promising!
MA: ...and fantastical beings come to life like never seen before...
Dude: Tell me what it is!
MA: Hello Kitty: Island Adventure Summer2017
Dude: Total hypecrash!

Dude 1: So the craziest, most exciting thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of the world just happened yesterday!
Dude 2: Awesome! What is it?!

Dude 1: I got a free slice of pizza!
Dude 2: Man, that's a total hype crash! Everyone has had free pizza before.

Popular examples of a hype crash: Batman vs. Superman, 2016 Golden State Warriors, Suicide Squad, 2016 Cleveland Indians, Google Glass, any Michael Bay film, Bernie Sanders for President and the Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

by Hypecrash November 18, 2016

hypebeastism

a hypebeast religion

Yo you follow hypebeastism . yeah i pray to supreme everyday

by xellkkk May 9, 2018