High-Functioning Homeless

Someone who has a stable job, disposable income and active lifestyle but does not have a primary residence.

Joe has chosen to be High-Functioning Homeless. He works and goes out with friends all the time and when he’s not traveling (like a boss), he sleeps in a trailer or at an AirBnB.

by urbancamper510 March 11, 2020

homelessness

A person or family who has no permanent safe place to call home.

Fight homelessness - please go to www.shelter.org.uk for advice and ways to lobby UK government to take action to help homeless individuals and families!

by someone who cares alot February 4, 2010

hopeless waste of protoplasm

...said of someone who repeatedly does things so dumb you can hardly believe it.

That Sam is a hopeless waste of protoplasm.

by sky December 23, 2003

homeless alaskan

a slang term for dead person.

John is as dead as a homeless alaskan.

by irishpirate248 July 17, 2007

Homeless

When someone is humble and hot/cute

Jimmy: dang did you see Martha today?
Timmy: yeah she’s so homeless, I’d smash

by #Homeless #homelessness #hot February 7, 2020

Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.

You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021