phantomhive hospitality

A phrase you use to instruct your demon butler to kill a guest you don't like without the guest ever suspecting a thing.

Ciel: Sebastian, show them the full phantomhive hospitality.

Sebastian (demon butler): Yes my lord

by born to ship Viktuuri April 3, 2017

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

Idk figure it out

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019

hospitility

(n) A treatment of generosity mixed with aggression.

1. That woman just gave me a lot of hospitility about keeping the door closed.

2. "I'm so happy that you're staying at my place for another week, just please try to keep your goddamn feet off my fucking sofa."

"Wow, thanks for the hospitility."

by sdeville84 February 23, 2009

Hospital

The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

by g1224 February 13, 2019

hospitalized

A word used to describe an amazing event.

Josh made a half court shot, so I yelled, "Man, that shot was hospitalized!"

by Stevo and Josho November 19, 2005

Hospitalitarian

One who only eats meat out of hospitality. They do not buy their own meat to cook nor do they buy it in restaurants. They have vegetarian diets unless they are given/served food from a friend/family member/acquaintance/co-worker.

exceptions
-hospitalitarians can cook meat for their friends/family if they are hosting them for dinner and they know their guests are strict carnivores (hospitalitatians prefer buying free-range/local meat, and will encourage their carnivore friends by example)

-if someone buys a hospitalitarian a meal in a restaurant, it is a judgement call. if there are absolutely no viable vegetarian options on the menu, the hosp can opt for meat.

If a hospitalitarian goes to a someones's house for dinner, and their host serves meat, they will eat it.

If there are non-meat options, they will opt for them but if the main course contains meat, they will honor their host by eating it. Furthermore, they will try out everything part of the meal they give me.

This is a reflection of eating when hosted for a meal in many countries outside of the United States. It is considered rude if you do not eat all of what the host provides you.

Furthermore, eating their food provides a sense of trust and relationship between you and your host, whether you are in Washington, DC or Kenya.

by jespo September 30, 2009

hollitz

During the african american renissiance in Harlem, literature became a vital step in establishing african americans as equals. Legends of a creature called "Hollitz" were wide-spread. Hollitz was feared to be an "eater of souls" by many blacks of the time.

Oh shit son, here comes Hollitz. Hide your soul!

by Aaron Whitmore February 1, 2006