Hobbitharlot

Bilbo Baggins but slutty.

Gandalf: Oh my gawdddd did you go to mike’s house last night?

Bilbo: yes girl, it was inverted though ;)

Gandalf: You’re such a hobbitharlot

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie November 2, 2023

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017

Lil hobbit ass

The absolute most demeaning insult a human being could say to a fellow human.

Sam: hey guys! What are you up to?
You: shut the fuck up you lil hobbit ass

by Mishpace December 14, 2017

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020

pervy hobbit fancier

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild

Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

by Paul Wartenberg January 30, 2004

hobbit

Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.

The Elves, pretty; Humans, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.

by Lorelili March 25, 2005