Hamilton Hello

When you walk into a public bathroom and there is a stacked pile of human excrement accompanied by a pair of abandoned pants. Popularized by visitors of Hamilton, Ontario.

Dude, I left her a Hamilton Hello. I had to leave my favourite pair of jeans behind but it was so worth it.

by HiImDarryl December 22, 2016

Hello

The only word on this site that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!

person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: goodbye
Person 2: Farewell, and may the forces of evil become confused in their eternal search for you
*person 1 runs away*

by pirates rule!!! February 24, 2007

oh hello there

A phrase said by the famous fictional character SHREK in a Dreamworks animation skit. The phrase became popular when a vine highlighted the phrase by raising the volume of shrek's voice to defeat all the dreks. Everyone on Facebook lost their shit over it XD

*walks up to farquaad and/or stranger*

OH HELLO THERE

(the mans face is ripped clean off)

by FreddieJonesy12 May 17, 2016

hello kitty girl

a girl who loves hello kitty but *might* be clinically insane

him: “omg hello kitty girls are insane”
hello kitty girl: “you’re so right baby, i would never burn a girl’s house down if she breathed in the same direction as you”

by strqwbunni January 18, 2023

halloweek

Halloweek occurs once per year. It is a set 5-7 days where you will see girls galavanting about in themed costumes, with equally enthused guys running around.

It gives everyone a perfect excuse to get trashed and go to a theme party on a tuesday.
Meant to be taken advantage of.
Early morning lectures are optional during this week.

Old friend: "Why are you so trashed, don't you have class tomorrow at 8?"
You: "YEAH BUT ITS HALLOWEEK!!!"

by hardyyyyyy October 26, 2010

Best Halloween Ever

When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.

"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."

"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."

by I ducking hate you November 5, 2017

Mexican Halloween

Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.

Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.

Troy: *nods head*

by Jre October 29, 2009