Hostage hatch

Asshole

Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"

by Rent payer December 1, 2022

Marilyn Hatch

A crazy religious cunt.

Did you see that Marilyn Hatch on the street corner protesting abortion yesterday?

by Karma Chamelion69 November 6, 2010

Wap hatches

The access panels in maternity clothes that allow one to access boobs/“wap them out” for nursing.

The wap hatches on her top made it really easy to feed the baby.

by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties

Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?

by Mikee T September 19, 2006

Joel hatch

a type of person who is in love with there senpai
The President of the united states from 2275 to 2282

JOEL HATCH "something something penis joke"

by Joel Hatch October 20, 2017

Elephant Hatch

Refers to the vagina of a Swamp Donkey (a term also listed on Urban Dictionary). This orifice can be deadly, and often is a breeding ground for murky parasites.

My friend got infected by a real murky swamp donkey after infiltrating her elephant hatch.

by The Herder June 29, 2011