hank

(transitive verb) To Hank (after smthing) - derived from the fuller verb Hanker: To desire something in a jumpy, puppyish optimistic kind of way. But not the kind of way that NOT getting what you hank after would have serious adverse effects to your mental wellbeing.

I hank after a goodly cup of English Tea.

by Starry-eyed lies December 19, 2003

Hank

Hank is a random , funny guy, that is obbsessed with his new camrea cell phone. hank did it (lol timothy)

hank memorizes all the foods, and sodas i grediants to make sure none have yellow five in them (lol you know whta that does guys)

by akina January 21, 2004

Hank

Oficial first name of a certain piece of poo featured in South Park. Also called Hankey, or Mr. Hankey

"Howdy Hooooooo!"

by dominikandemon May 13, 2003

Hank

1. one who happens to be "hankish"
2. having a wild personality
3. The act of slapping a birodine calculator while singing

Hank, SHUT UP!

by hank, master of defining his name! May 12, 2003

hank

the name of the toilet

1. Well, I think it's time to feed Hank.
2. Hank's hungry, must be time for his feeding.

by ric_IH April 21, 2008

Hanked

Being Small, getting close lined or the act of being replaced on a daily basis.

Dude that kid just got hanked. Or, I don't want to get hanked it gives me a bad reputation.

by iTerminate March 22, 2009

hank

The rag used by a male to wipe or catch the sperm after masturbation.

Rob said he would send me his hank.

by cliff November 19, 2003