hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

hamburgler

Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI

Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger

by TNFiji November 15, 2004

hamburglar

someone that comes along and jacks your burger.

damn that hamburglar just owned me.

by sputtleface April 8, 2003

hamburger pls

A scream/quote that Pink Guy will often scream when coming inside a hamburger joint. These hamburger joints can be these:
- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Whataburger
- Carl's Jr
- Dairy Queen
- Hooters
- Burger Town

Pink Guy: CAN I HABE DE HAMBURGER PLS!!!!!!!!
McDonald's employee : What the fuck????

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

hamburglar

a strange little character from McDonalds who runs around in a cape and mask and steals hamburgers.

" oh no, the hamburglar stole my hamburger again!"

by hellboy October 12, 2003

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Reverse hamburger

The act of thrusting a penis in between a woman's butt cheeks to cause ejaculation, while the woman reaches under and squeezes the scrotum tightly and shakes vigorously.

banging a chick doggie style and then pulling out and sticking your dick in between her butt cheeks and fucking them while she reaches behind and grabs the shit out of your balls untill you nut. This is known as the " Reverse hamburger "

by jastlye March 13, 2009