Hamtramck haggis

Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.

"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."

by wanker56 August 10, 2009

douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.

That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.

by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food

1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps

by Melmel123 December 4, 2011

jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.

Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"

by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015

HAGGY

Historical saying (or slang) used to promote happiness and celebration during a Hebrew gathering - typically the 2nd night of Hannukah. Of Yiddish heritage, this phrase is usually spoken only by the most mensch.

Haggy to all except those who doubt (shayna Elekman).

by Chaz Gut November 29, 2021

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024