guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

Guff-Up

When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.

He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up

by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010

Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2

gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?

by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

gurffle

noun. One who breaks wind in a bath tub and then bites the bubbles.

"That gurffle in the jacuzzi over there looks like he's bobbing for apples!"

by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010

gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

Gruffunkle

-Noun; {gruf-funkle}
A dirty and often smelly piece of toast. Sometimes found with leftover breakfast or under your bed.

While cleaning his room:

Charles: "eww, i just found a nasty piece of gruffunkle under my bed! and there's hair on it..."

by cupcaker. December 1, 2010

Guffhole

Another word for someone's anus that has been repetitively used for expelling bodily gasses, ie guffhole

Matthew has one stinky guffhole

by fartfaceno1 June 6, 2015