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Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!
by DJ CEL May 9, 2019
mugGet the Guac Cockmug.

guac

by nene wit da pp June 11, 2022
mugGet the guacmug.

stuiped guac dingo

That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.
Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!

Man 2: You take that back!

Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018
mugGet the stuiped guac dingomug.

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 20, 2009
mugGet the cock guacmug.

Guac tuah

When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness
That chipotle worker gave me the guac tuah with the last of their guac
by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025
mugGet the Guac tuahmug.

guac

Guac means being extra AFFF.
Girl, stop being so guac.
What you mean guac?
You Extra Af Fam
by TommyPonder March 16, 2017
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Guac

Basically means that your ugly or your fit looks ugly
Make 1: Yo look at this pic of Dave dude looks so guac in this pic

Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it
by Gurrenlag September 20, 2021
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