Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
by DJ CEL May 9, 2019
Get the Guac Cockmug. Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
Get the Guac-sloshmug. A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.
person 1: dude that party was nuts last night
person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...
person 1 : Mondo Guac!!
teacher: hey boys hows it goin
person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...
person 1 : Mondo Guac!!
teacher: hey boys hows it goin
by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023
Get the Mondo Guacmug. When ever a nigga sees a opened avacado, he turnes it into guac and uses it as a lube to jack off to avacados dancing in bikinis.It could also mean niggas in paris are probably in italy and rome is nigga. womp womp lil nigga. boo hoo KKK and remeber niggas are scared of the niggas all dressed in white.
by The Niggas in Paris January 19, 2024
Get the nigga guac seemug. When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness
by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025
Get the Guac tuahmug. 
Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!
Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
Man 2: You take that back!
Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018
Get the stuiped guac dingomug.