Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

guac

you gay

Guac ass nigga like foh

by nene wit da pp June 11, 2022

stuiped guac dingo

That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.

Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!

Man 2: You take that back!

Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)

by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Guac tuah

When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness

That chipotle worker gave me the guac tuah with the last of their guac

by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025

guac

Guac means being extra AFFF.

Girl, stop being so guac.
What you mean guac?
You Extra Af Fam

by TommyPonder March 16, 2017

Guac

Basically means that your ugly or your fit looks ugly

Make 1: Yo look at this pic of Dave dude looks so guac in this pic

Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it

by Gurrenlag September 20, 2021