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Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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Video Gating

Following a car in traffic to watch the movie they are watching.
Dude, I was video gating that mini van cause they were watching Porkies Revenge.
by invaderjohn13 March 9, 2010
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Grating The Cheese

When a male removes the penis from the anus of another person, and then inserts it into the anus of a third party, then ejaculates and performs ass to mouth.
I couldnt believe the hookers I picked up, they were all for Grating The Cheese
by Jeffdepartie August 24, 2008
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goatling

a name for a baby goat. AKA a kid.

goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.
Person 1: did u hear that?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: that baaaa noise..
Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?
by da 1 n only 1 4 u August 2, 2009
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Goadting

The act of petting a goat, despite that your friend told you specifically not to.
I pet that goat, to make Jeremy angry because he told me not to. i was goadting
by ForTheLittleGuy October 20, 2011
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Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.
I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.
by Confuction September 23, 2020
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gloating

Celebrating an accomplishmet.
People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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