Gerkin

A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.

Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.

by Mike from France May 9, 2008

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

gerken

During a swinger party as a strait male, you stick your dick in the husbands mouth to "show him" you're not gay and forever prove your masculinity. It's only gay if you like it

I gerkened this dude that was looking at my cock while I was fucking his wife. I showed him!

by not Gerken April 7, 2019

Gerkika

a skin disease contracted in the caves of Southern Asia

Yo man I got that gerkika disease spelunking in a cave in Asia

by margarita427 April 8, 2019

gerkstick

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.

He's such a gerkstick.

by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007