gestaltgefucked

the condition of being far more screwed than events, taken individually, would have suggested

"I've only got one room left to get through, and I'm low on ammo, but my health is low and I don't have any free inventory spaces or health packs. And there's an item I need to pick up and enemies on the other side of that door."
"Dude, you are gestaltgefucked."

by visiblegirl September 4, 2006

gerstner

An english teacher that has giant tits.

Dude we have the nicest gerstner in our class

by farhad November 17, 2006

GemStoneMatrix

A visualization option for the windows media player.

right click on main window -> Battery -> GemStoneMatrix

by Selim April 25, 2005

geisted

verb; transitive; usually used in the passive voice: murdered, pwned, robbed, used, derided, smacked, taken advantage of, vitiated.

pronounced: geese•ted

that fool got geisted . . .

by mikey-tears December 18, 2006

Brayden Geistweidt

Massive Black Cock

Brayden Geistweidt has a massive black cock.

by boombrayden33 June 4, 2021

Geishal

Jizzing on a geisha's face.

I traveled to the Japanese countryside and gave my geisha tour guide a geishal.

by General Yamamoto December 29, 2007

geishagiggle

A more precise alternative to writing the word 'lol'

Or if witnessed in the flesh: A short, polite, delicately cheeky sounding laugh, completed with finger-tips covering over mouth, befitting the laugh of a geisha-girl. Sounding like hihihi

Q: Why did the baker have brown hands?
A: Because he kneaded a poo

response *GEISHAGIGGLE*

by jharris and ceemo August 29, 2012