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Gargleblasting

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012
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Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
You can go gargle a douche, dude.
by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016
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gargle mutt

A WOMAN WHO WILL USE SEMEN AS A TOOTH WHITENER
DAMN, BITCH IS A GARGLE MUTT YO!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 16, 2017
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Gargoyle-instinct

The inexplicable and unfounded urge to climb on things, like buildings, trees ect.
Nico broke bis legs, because he couldn't resist his Gargoyle-instinct and tried to climb on the hospital.
by SarkastischerDorsch March 21, 2020
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Garryless

Someone who is less than Garry, therefore Garry is better than you
Garryless: Hi I am Garryless
Mangokiki_ Are you Less than Garry?
by Gabbyless November 9, 2021
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PanGalactic GargleBlaster

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)
by bathelm December 11, 2011
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scrot-gargler

also scroat-gargler

Noun.

A person who is so utterly pathetic that they just occupy space but have no purpose in life. Although one would infer from the name that their job would be to gargle my balls, the truth is, they would not even be good at that.
That self centered douchebag troll is such a scrot-gargler. What a waste of space. I wish he would fucking die.
by superman75 May 15, 2014
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