Flustercluck

1. A stressed out chicken
2. see also: Clusterfuck

"Traffic on the freeway is one big flustercluck today."

by Phetus/Chives January 17, 2009

flusterpuss

Similar to a sourpuss, a flusterpuss is in a state of heightened anxiety but lacks the sour facial expressions. Usually brought on by prolonged exposure to cold winds, sleep deprivation, or missed meals, a flusterpuss is calmed by a steamy shower or hot cocoa. Lacking decisiveness, a flusterpuss may experience convulsions of pent up agitation or babble in noncommittal phrases. Words of caution: never ask a flusterpuss to make a decision.

While frantically searching for a jacket at H&M, Tracy violently shrugs off an ill-fitting coat and proceeds to almost fall over a stroller with a baby in it. When the garment finally releases her arms, she throws it onto the wrong rack out of frustration. Cat looks at her with concern, but mostly amusement, and says, “You are being a flusterpuss right now.” Tracy utters an incoherent sentence about how unbelievably cold it is in San Francisco. An hour later, armed with a new jacket and delicious pizza settling in her stomach, Tracy apologizes for her irrational behavior.

by electricblue72 September 8, 2009

Fonstipation

The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation

Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation

by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016

Flustered Bottom

Someone who keysmashes perfectly and constantly, can't handle complements without making cute noises (irl keysmashing), and are wonderful at making Flirty Tops happy.

Izu: akjdsjjdkajdasdfg
Me: You're so cute. A total flustered bottom.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

flusterated

A combination of flustered and frustrated.

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!

by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

flustered

sexually frustrated

When I am in his presence I get all flustered.

by Tiffani S February 7, 2004

focustrate

A combination of focusing and concentrating. Most commonly used when one cannot focustrate, or is trying to. Is similar, but not quite synonymous, to focustraight.

"Dude, shut up! I can't focustrate on my essay with you talking on you cell like that!"

by ghuxy June 24, 2007