Fonker

Chicken

Are you having fonker for dinner.

by Emily2020 July 23, 2020

fooker

A polite way amongst friends to call each other a fucker.

sup fooker

by ^iX^HyPeR June 16, 2003

Fonking

Fonkin is like beefing with someone

“ You bitches still fonking over niggas ? “

by datonelitho June 27, 2019

Foonch

(Most commonly used by hungry males who accidentally bite off the skin of another male during sex)

I foonched his ballsack by accident and there is blood and hair in my mouth now.

by COC Commander Wert December 24, 2019

fookin

The oh-so-cooler way to say fucking, not as a verb, but as an adjective/adverb.

Person 1: Bish, are you fo' real?!

Person 2: FOOKIN RIGHT I AM FO' REAL, SLUH!

by Christian Waters October 8, 2006

duck fonkies

Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.

guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

the fookin fury

What you release when you do something completely outrageous and troll-esque like pour ice-cold water on the lap of the person who a second ago was enjoying themselves while they were either trying to A: spectate something very important like the hockey game of the century or B: speak one's mind carelessly while in the first-class cabin of an airliner or C: do anything else that might (but will not necessarily) annoy the people around him. Chances are that this person deserved(see:drunkard) the cold liquidy waft of chill on his or her cajones. Note that the fookin fury can only be deemed released when the person goes completely ape-shit and may be formidable enough to soon render you busy with a weekload of pain. For a classic example, see: Yngwie Malmsteen's jetliner incident in Japan.

Malmsteen: "(yelling at the woman who released the fookin fury) I kill you motherfocker! nu jävlar!! You've released the fookin fuuury!... YOU RELEASED THE FOOKIN FUUUUURYYY...
...
... see you in Tokyo, bitch!"

by yuri sarturi December 3, 2007