Flated

Short for inflated
To be bigger than it usually is

Yo this party is FLATED asf
That person was FLATED they dtm
The line for the party was FLATED
My grade is FLATED I didn’t even study

YO MY DIH IS FLATED
he was short but his dick was FLATED

by aubread November 10, 2025

ill_fated

Complete Jerk to Hammerhead, posts crap and tries to avoid the language block by going around it "f|_|ck"

He should be banned and never to obtain a computer again

Also has no respect for anyone except for himself. What an ass...

ill_fated: my EA posts were for fun who the f|_|ck cares if i get banned from EA

by A guy March 8, 2004

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

Web footed chicken

Sea gull

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh

by Materlizard May 8, 2018

Heavy footed

Person whose presence ensures influx of large number of customers, clients, patients.

Oh no, I have the same shift as Rosie's, she is so heavy footed, the shift will go hectic.

by SuperOG November 7, 2020