Family function

Family gathering

Link you at family function cuzz.

by CertiSD December 29, 2018

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

fluctial

A derivative of fluctus in Latin

Person 1:"What did you put as a derivative of fluctus on the quiz?"
Person 2:"Fluctial"
Person 1:"That isn't a word"
Person 2:"Now it is"

by @rkm September 6, 2016

Fluncle

An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

by x BILKO x September 19, 2016