Flotsam and Jetsam

The two totally awesome eels in THE LITTLE MERMAID. Also know as Ursula's poor little poopsies.

Flotsam and Jetsam are completely and totally the best characters every. Period.

by JESTAM 4 evEr April 10, 2011

flotsam

an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear

Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week!

Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while

by Kc.Mike.Marshall February 17, 2008

flotar

the area between your balls and your corn hole

My flotar is really sweaty after having sex.

by barry April 8, 2003

flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

flotard

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

by pjh September 10, 2003

Flotacious

tight flo'in, and or a fine girl

-Damn... that girl is flotacoius
or
-That song was flotacious..

by Tine September 29, 2003

Flotown

Another name for Florence Wisconsin

"I went to flotown today"

" Flotown has the best 4th of july firework shows I've ever saw"

" Montgomery lake is the funnest place to fish in Florence"

by someone in florence July 31, 2006