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Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.
by Baroliche December 15, 2008
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Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang
Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.
by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022
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Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.
Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"
by Didgit$ June 29, 2016
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Flock of Bats

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.
Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.
by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006
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Kay Flock

faceofthebx (face of the bronx) Kay flock is a singer, rapper, controversial personality, musical artist, and media personality, and face of the bronx not Yus Gz 😭 .
Kay flock is doaebkgbgbabyy
by kdotaboogie March 9, 2022
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Heat Flock

Some shit TheReal47 Let’s his gun do
TheReal47 let that Heat Flock!!
by Heat Flock December 18, 2021
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A Flock of Seagulls

not just a band, but a term reserved for anyone with a stupid haircut. Correctly, it should only apply to those sporting a do as shown by the original band. This phrase was popularised by a use in Pulp Fiction
by Prince June 3, 2004
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