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Flock Block 

One who facebook blocks those friends of their significant other that intimidate them sexually and make them feel insecure.
Kelsea flock blocked Margo, Mary, and Riana because her boyfriend enjoyed flirting with them and it made her feel insecure about their relationship because they were so awesome.
Flock Block by Blower's Daughter September 23, 2011

Flock Blocking 

Preventing religious figures from converting others.
I like to shadow Jehovah witnesses and when people finally let them in run up and make a big scene to scare them off, I call it flock blocking
Flock Blocking by UnReal Definition November 21, 2014

frock blocked 

when a woman impedes the progress of another woman to successfully court or flirt with a man; or when a woman rejects the proposal from a separate man to date/flirt/dance with his male friend. The female equivalent of a cock blocker or being cock blocked.
"Beth really tried to flirt with Scott last night, but Christina totally frock blocked her."
frock blocked by spankydoodle21 February 18, 2010

fockblock 

Slamming body, but your face is so ulgy you cockblock yourself, your parents genetics combined created someone whois so ulgy in the face she cockblocks herself
that girls face is so busted she fockblocked herself!
fockblock by kevin sss June 29, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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