Flex Zoned

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014

Flex

Adjective: To stunt or show off used by many rappers in various songs.

I ain't gotta flex, boy I got it, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - Rich Homie Quan

by TrapKingzofIslip August 8, 2015

Flex

To purposely brag, or show off something you have. Mostly money or diamonds.

Man 1: I got deez diamond rings, and all this money.
Man 2: Yo, who the fuck do you think your flexing on.

by Pinkberry569k January 28, 2019

flex appeal

The appeal of a person resulting from their flex. It is essentially the clout derived from showing off expensive material goods in real life and/or posting them on social media.

Alexander has been flexing his new Louis Vuitton fanny pack to up his flex appeal.
Michelle has a lot of flex appeal.

by inflatable dartboard January 28, 2019

Flerida

A beautiful, pure, innocent human being; has a beauty that’s deeper than her skin- has a physical feature that’s out of this world. Easy to get along with, easy to love and appreciate. Has flaws that makes her more perfect than she already is. Someone who you would love to keep forever, deserves everyone’s love and will never be one of your regrets. Has a personality that’s soft as a cotton balls, sensitive and needs to be protected at all costs to avoid being corrupted.

“Flerida is beautiful.”

by Alycia Debham-Carey June 7, 2021

Flemibsi

Flemibsi is a word representing all that is good, including your dreams. However, it can represent everything in the history of man.

I'm getting flemibsi with her in the bed, y'know bro.

by the deg April 7, 2023

Empty Grammar Flex

An Empty Grammar Flex, or EGF, is when a user on a forum or comment thread attempts to gain leverage on other users by correcting the spelling and/or grammar of the other users in place of or in addition to focusing on content.

Example:

Man this guy just pulled an empty grammar flex on me on gearslutz, check it out...

Quote:

"Please, please kill the RCA cable. They're not really even called RCA cables. I don't even know what they're real names are. RCA's just a company, they' didn' invent this stupid unbalanced cable "

1- Please check your history before complaining; RCA did invent the connector used in "phono" cables. it was in the early 1940s.

2- please check your grammar; there is a difference between "they're" and "their".

by cheesesilk September 3, 2013