flaccitude

adj. The state or condition of being flaccid.

Having retrieved his flaccitude, John conceded to his instructor and agreed to go up in front of the class to begin his presentation.

by Banaycha April 11, 2007

Flaccitude

A state of extreme lassitude so intense that nothing is possible. Can affect any gender.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.

by zandwich September 26, 2017

flaccitude

Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.

Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.

by pipesucker March 9, 2018

Fattitude

An overweight person acting rudely or behaving poorly toward an in-shape person. This may include being judgemental.

The woman in the red shirt had a fattitude from the second she saw me.

by Jillimac September 28, 2020

Hessticular Fortitude

The state of being unusually courageous in a corporate environment that causes an individual to utter wildly inappropriate comments, especially when taken out of context. Most often occurs to a Golden Boy.

Golden Boy, in the middle of a meeting: It smells like SEX in here!

Others: Wow, that took some hessticular fortitude to say that in front of the boss.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 20, 2019

Testicular Fortitude

The act of letting them hang and not caring what others think. Attacking the task at hand without holding back or giving in

“Hey Weston how do I increase my Testicular Fortitude” Weston-“ITS BETWEEN THE FRICKIN EARS”

by Senor Anderson January 6, 2022

Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.

That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...

by Meggapekka September 18, 2023