Kiddie-Fiddler

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.

"Shut it ya kiddie fiddler"

by Kev April 10, 2006

the fiddler

When a women licks the side of a shlong as if she was playing the fiddle.

"I really want to bang Amanda, I hear she is stupendous as the fiddler."

by Facktopian Bob October 29, 2015

filthy fiddler

when you stick a fiddle into a womans rectum and sucking until the fiddle fills with feaces then inserting it in to their vagina and blowing it all out leaving a sticky brown residue on the vagina and,in many cases proceeding to lick the person out also

ah dude i saw you go upstairs with that girl did you get lucky?
no, i was but she asked me to give her a filthy fiddler never again in a million years dude!

by smurf :) January 26, 2011

lip fiddler

When a man fiddles with some extra moist and loose goose lips, and has to blast his fist fully submerged in the vagina while fiddling with the clit in a circular motion to get that extra hard screeching orgasm.

schmiddy lip fiddler his x girl friend, best friend within a week of the break up in a bush while busting down.

by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.

"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"

by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009

Cocktail sausage fiddler

A pedophile or a general insult

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

by mien kamf May 7, 2015