Fisherism

The frequent use of uncommon idioms, usually originating from old English or the military, in everyday conversation to explain common subjects, thereby spreading understanding and confusion

A classic Fisherism is asking someone to address the most pressing concern first by asking them to "deal with the closest crocodile to the canoe."

by kikithefuncousin April 24, 2020

Fishers of Men

A term used in the gay community when someone is cruising or looking to hookup.

I met this group of guys at the club the other night who were some real fishers of men.

by Lifeispayne October 8, 2023

Expert Fisherman

Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".

Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"

A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"

by ffokcaj August 5, 2010

sam fisher

1. (noun) The main character in the Splinter Cell series of video games.

2. (verb) The act of being very silent and sneaky.

1. Sam Fisher infiltrated the terrorist's hideout with anybody knowing he was there.

2. "Man, I didn't even hear you coming. You totally pulled a Sam Fisher on me."

by You Can't Kill the Metal April 23, 2006

Gungan Fisherman

Performing a motorboat on someone's ass while making the lip-slapping noise of Boss Nass and dipping your tongue into the person's anus.

Ahh, Jaja! Whatsa yousa need issa deepa dickin'! Den I giva you de Gungan Fisherman! HHHRRRRBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!

by Bubbabobobbrain August 19, 2008

midwest fisherman

The Midwest fisherman is an advancement on the fish hook, and the double fish hook. While doing your female doggy style, insert 2 fingers curled like a hook into each cheek replicating a fish being hooked and pull back while making a motor boating sound. This maneuver is best attempted while ejaculating. If you attempt it too early you might anger your partner and not get your load off. Happy fishing!!! and Hook um hard!!!

I was about to cum so I gave her the Midwest fisherman and motor boated as loud as I could!

by Irish Duece March 24, 2009

FISHELED

when a large measure of snow is predicted, causing mass hysteria and empty grocery store shelves...only to wake up to a sunny day

more common in southern municipalities

hey, i just got in...i heard you guys got snowed in over there in raleigh

nah...WE GOT FISHELED AGAIN! i'll talk to you later, i need to go mow my lawn...

by amac884 January 20, 2008