Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

by Jamscone April 28, 2022

Fewster

Few-ster few - stir

noun

1. a person born with three nipples

Look at that fewster she could feed triplets

by timbo70 December 16, 2012

ren fester

noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.

Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.

by Znara March 6, 2008

Feasterville-Trevose, Pa

Also known as "da ville" or "da vose". Two towns so small they share a zip code. Actually has real streets named Bertha and Street Road. A place where everybody really does know your name... and everything else about you. Contains only 3 main places to hang out Suburban Diner, Your friends house, and Brunswick Zone. Considered to be one of the most boring places to live ever..however it could be worse, at least its not in Alabama.

Feasterville Trevose "the friendly place to live"

boring, bootylicious, ghetto

by holla January 9, 2005

Fenstermaker

German origin- Fenstermacher

"Fenster" being window, and "macher" being maker.

It was then edited to make it more user friendly when the Fenstermacher's came from germany to Pennsylvania, changing it to Fenstermaker.

Her last name is "Fenstermaker".

by megabug11 February 8, 2010

cum feaster

one who enjoys feasting on fresh loads of semon

I told hawaiian joe to stop being such a cum feaster, but of course he didnt listen

by twat waffle magoo November 20, 2006

fester

A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!

by festerface December 12, 2012