fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

farlk

farlk- the sound of a wet fart

oh my! johnny you may want to go use some paper that sounded like a farlk.

by steve and will February 14, 2008

farkle-tunnel syndrome

The pain one gets in their wrist from holding the mouse so long while playing the dice game Farkle on Facebook.

After playing Farkle for two hours, I couldn't lift my cup due to Farkle-Tunnel Syndrome.

by Nurse Laura September 12, 2009

FARGK!

The sound discharged by the Puma (see dictionary definition) which is usually preceded by some form of mild exercise.

Fargk! I just physically can't...

by Charles Henry Ocolate-Puma June 19, 2003

farkrog

1. v: To become intensely depressed thus commencing a vigorous activity of masturbation.

Hey Sean, I had a great farkrog last night after that depressing dance.

by Minty December 1, 2003

Farkle

A Farkle is a loyal, loving, best possible friend there can be. Although he is nerdy, everyone should have a Farkle.

I wish I had myself a Farkle

by Piano13 December 30, 2017

farrukh

if ur name is farrukh u should be really proud and happy, it means that you are an sexy beast and very pretty. you are brutally honest and get a lot of girls but you are loyal, u have a daughter named noonoo and are married to h and a. no one likes noonoo.

girl 1- damn that farrukh is so sexy
girl 2- ugh i know h and a are so lucky

boy 1- ugh i wish i was farrukh

boy 2- i know same he gets all the girls and hes so good looking

by farrukhisking_101 March 27, 2020