fappOr

a wankOr

someone that spends too much time hassling women on the inturdnet..

by fugginbiatch November 8, 2003

fapocracy

A government structure in which the man with the most dominant masturbatory style becomes the ruler.

John attempted to take over the Fapocracy from Steven, but his fapadextrious moves were no match for Steven's fapalanche.

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

FAPOP

Fine Ass Piece of Pizza

Jezz, Emi you are one FAPOP.

by Notarealperson12345 February 24, 2020

Fappening

When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.

Damn Georgina you are Fappening right now.

by IW69 February 25, 2020

cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn

Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper

by anon2014 September 21, 2010

lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.

That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.

by Robert Himler November 3, 2013

u fappa to pappa

Honestly the worst insult known to mankind, this word is known to destroy planets in seconds, was thought to have been the reason the Big Bang happened...

>ur mum gae

>ur dad lesbian

>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa

>**universe explodes**
>no survivors

by Goats_In_Boats March 17, 2018