Family Zone

Similar to the friend zone, but when the girl considers you such a good friend that you're like a brother to her. Or a father. Whatever. You can get so close to this girl that sleeping in the same bed is a non-event, because it's just like sharing the bed with a sibling.

Sarah: Thanks for taking care of me, you're like my big brother or something.
Jacob: Perfect. I love the family zone.

by Lolosregge March 11, 2010

Epoxy Family

A his, hers and ours family that is strongest when all parts are mixed together.
A his, hers and ours family that when combined is a stronger family unit.

(his/hers/ours - HIS: divorced dad w/ child(ren); PLUS HERS:divorced mom w/ child(ren) marry and have their own child(ren){OURS}) which would be called an "Epoxy Family"

by push74 February 9, 2010

family friend

A person whom your parents know, from that job they had back in the day, whom they've never quite been able to shake off. This person will continually reappear at social gatherings involving other family friends, who all seem to just orbit around the periphery of your parents' lives for years and years, like a fly buzzing around your head that simply won't die.

Despite the ever-repetitive "look how tall you've gotten!"s and "I haven't seen you in ten years!"s from these strangers, you are required by unwritten social code to treat these people as if they were at least close enough to be a creepy uncle.

Mom: Our family friend Carl is coming to the barbecue on Saturday.
You: Who?
Mom: Oh you know, that guy I worked with 50 years ago, and we just happened to keep in touch. You've met him, he saw your birthing, remember?
You: ...

by Flameow December 10, 2010

Bush Family

A wealthly and powerful dynasty associated with big business, oil, politics, and corruption

The Bush Family includes:

Prescott Bush

George H. W. Bush aka Bush41,Papa Bush

George W Bush aka Bush43, Baby Bush

Jeb Bush

Marvin Bush

Neal Bush

The Bush twins

Noelle Bush

by Michael_Hunt July 21, 2009

Family Day

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

by wr36 February 16, 2009

Family gatherings

The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...

Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.

by Cats > dogs April 21, 2019

family vlog

the worst type vlogs parents wanting to get money by filming there children who probably don't feel comfortable doing so

its also clickbait with false leading thumbnails

hey guys welcome back to our family vlog today i'm going to do the same prank my husband he did to me yesterday

by DEATHSKULLx November 20, 2020