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faizev

Anyone who looks like the Dick Smith Electronics logo may also be referred to as a "Faizev".
Anyone who doesnt drive a car, but a ka may also be referred to as a "Faizev".

A sexy man with the build of wafers. Do not underestimate anyone named Faizev as he has a large penis that can split you in half. His calves are more muscly than a black man's dick. If you see him wear shorts, its like hes walking with 2 long penises for legs.
Fuck you Arvin, IM FAIZEV BITCH!
by jrawlings2013 June 5, 2013
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failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
by Sexydimma November 17, 2016
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The Failed Abortion

You
You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you
by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019
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fayzed

Im fayzed over James
by Ashlee April 20, 2003
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Failed Facebook Fast

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.
Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
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Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
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Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".
Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.
by EDI Guy March 22, 2011
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