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The Bieber excuse

When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.
Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!

Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!

Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!
by IHateBiever March 9, 2010
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Excuse-ism

A religion practiced by millions worldwide
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are

1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake

2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.

3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.

Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
by Awarren January 23, 2009
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Excitement of chickens

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.
See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”
by QueenKOT May 29, 2018
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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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Faux-excitement

Faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); Excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).

When a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.
A: OMG! I just got tix to Justin Beiber's show!
B: What?! When?! How?! Wow!!!! That's SO AWESOME!!!!

(Person A, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(Person B show's great faux-excitement).
(Person A is a dumbass).
by haxico December 12, 2010
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Nigga Excuse

a Nigga Excuse is just like a regular excuse, but is dumbed down into a form of Niggadome. Nigga excuses often stem from, but are not limited to, Nigga moments, i.e Nigga situations, which then require nigga excuses. Nigga excuses often times only make since to Niggas and the Niggas that come up with them.
Example of Nigga Excuse

Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"

( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
by Afrotastic June 27, 2010
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excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
by Al October 14, 2003
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