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Errett

Someone who respects woman but makes it very clear when he is hooking up with them it’s just a hookup. He screws girls over but it’s an “honest accident”. Seems like a really good guy but once you get to know him he’s actually a huge asshole but if you get to know him a little more there’s some nice guy under all that asshole. He loves his dog, his ducks, his beer, and his friends. Really good guy unless it comes to girls than he is just the worst. On accident.
“That guy is such an errett I can’t believe he played her without even knowing it”
by Venti_summs May 21, 2018
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Everett

A sexist, rude asshole, who doesn't know how to take a joke. Can't argue with him, because he won't ever let you win; even if he is wrong and you can prove it. Ignore him at all costs or he will become obsessed with you but cheat on you by pegging a dude we call Craig from Craigslist in the ass.
"Dude, my ex won't stop hitting me up."
"Yeah, girl. He is an Everett."
by Anonnnnnnnnnss June 7, 2018
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evret rusticals

punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is "punkness" too far. Usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed Doc's.
by kial d garcia January 17, 2003
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Everett

Dumbass who hangs out with other ones like Logan’s and brodys
He’s such an Everett
by Itbrnidjdn December 3, 2019
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Everette Bentley

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome
by halfthumbdan December 18, 2012
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Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
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Everett ott

Best person to ever live. Best at everything. The hottest person to ever live.
by Everett ott October 20, 2016
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