Erecollection

When you get a boner from thinking about an old fling.

I dreamed about that chick I banged in Cabo in '03 and woke up with a raging erecollection.

by thatonefella7 July 16, 2011

Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Erectile overfunction

Once per month men have an erection for one full week.

Dude I’m just went into erectile overfunction

by SponCom September 30, 2021

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Erectile dysfunction

*Naruto run *

YEET

My mentally adopted son asked me what a Erectile dysfunction was, so i did a Naruto run yelling "YEET".

by @therealGod May 19, 2018

erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014

erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018