Essay no Jutsu

the Ultimate attack of the highest power nibba. It's when he has had enough of dumb nibbas shit and decided to end the battle and destroy everything in his path. Often leads to a hype buff of all players around him who aren't the target of essay no jutsu. Strikes immense fear in the hearts of victim while being powered up. Only known counter at this point is to not engage with attack. This leads to the unlocking of the toxic ability buff however, which could possibly be the only known weakness of the user. Essay no jutsu levels vairy in power level depending on target. The user had not yet found a truly worthy foe. His goal is to one day entice his sensei Master Glasses man into a battle where essay no jutsu can be used without Master glasses man taking advantage of the attacks one weakness. Master glassed man is also versed in the same combat styles as The Essay no Jutsu user. That being High nibba IQ of the six paths and bullshit no jutsu. Easiest way to trigger essay no jutsu un provoked is to have a name starting in E and ending with A

Mikel unleased his ultimate attack Essay no Jutsu when Kavesh and Eesa were being to retarded for his liking

by Mikel98159 December 19, 2020

essayspike

The one helps in essays

Essayspike is one of the top services around.

by TaYaniaAAaa August 3, 2021

Stone Soup Essay

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.

Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with

by AKewlName October 20, 2013

Essay-DHD

The inablity to focus on the important paper that you're writing.

I wrote this description while writing an in-class essay. I totally had Essay-DHD.

by SpazztikNinja April 18, 2011

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 18, 2010

essaych

Essaych is the name of someone who is funny and smart. They sometimes say bad words but they are overall great to talk to.

Man 1: Is that essaych?
Man 2: yes
Man 1: He's so cool

by BagelRika October 20, 2020