premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

over-ejaculation

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.

When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

360-ejaculation

When you are masturbating, you get up a few seconds before you ejaculate. Then you do a 360 and shoot your load.

I pretended to do a 360-ejaculation when I did a 360 with my watergun right by my penis, and shot my friend with it.

by genitalwartz69 October 5, 2011

Post-Ejaculation Apathy

Also known as (P.E.A) The process of when right after a man ejaculates, a trigger occurs and the man's mind and emotions are completely clear. After ejaculating they do not care about anyone or anything and has a huge impact on there decision making. Thats why most guys leave after sex or feel very comfortable around there partner. It is also used as a defense mechanism against women. You see women posses the power of manipulation threw emotions, while guys posses the power of clearing out emotions, but only threw ejaculation.

I had a bad case of Post-Ejaculation Apathy thats why me and maria aren't together anymore.

Did you just not want to be with her or did you have a Post-Ejaculation Apathy?

by McSteamy Prendes November 20, 2010

Ejaculated

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.

"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.

by PleaseGodNoNotTheVoicesAgain April 1, 2017

Verbal Ejaculation

To verbally interject into a conversation that you have no party in.

Verbal Ejaculation :

Two people are discussing lego hair for instance, and your dumbass says 'oh like that jackass'. You completely verbal(ly) ejaculated onto/into their conversation.

by Pointman January 18, 2009

ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.

"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."

by Butters1 May 15, 2010