eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

eager edge

(adj) to desire to be cutting edge; to try so hard to be cool that you become uncool.

The way Dave always needed to have people watching his stunts was way too eager edge for me.

by Elizabeth January 21, 2004

eagerection

to get excited about something.
like an erection, but not quite

i got an eagerection just thinking about bungee jumping!

by oopsie woopsie February 9, 2009

Edgerunner

1. Another word for "Cyberpunk"

2. A show that had me bawling my fuckin' eyes out choom

"If you want to be remembered as an edgerunner, you'll be remembered not by how you live, but by how you die"

by AmongUsMaster69420 October 8, 2022

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

eeger

When a gay guy with a 4.5 inch dick sticks it in some chicks ear and sticks it up her butt and she eats whateevrs on it afterwards.

"Dude when i was giving her eeger, she barfed all over my dick, sweet."

by dirty sanchez lover January 13, 2008

disappearing eggroll

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004