every blue moon

Something happening not very often; every once in a while; very rarely.

My teacher assigns homework every blue moon.

by Apples from alex December 16, 2020

every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

by xyguy729 April 2, 2011

every girl's best friend

every girl's best friend is someone who is there for you inspite of the negative things you do and say to them. Someone who will laugh and cry with you in the mist of their problems. Someone who will give you their last even if they need it.

If you are angry with your friend and use against them information that only you know and you still remain friends, that's a best friend.

by Angela February 26, 2004

every single time

An ad hominem argument.

Used as an exclamation when you correctly guess another person's ethnicity/religion based on correlation of their statement with a widespread stereotype about ethnicity/religion.

Person A: Uncontrolled mass immigration is undoubtedly one of the greatest means of strengthening the nation.
Person B: *checking person A's ethnicity/religion and finding the expected result* I knew it! Every single time!

by siostranoc April 23, 2020

Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber

by K1D November 27, 2012

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS

An iconic phrase , often said or shouted by indie kids at festivals and gigs when a certain song, “Not nineteen forever”, by a well known Manchester band - The Courteeners - is played .

This phrase roots from the second to last verse of the song as the lead singer, Liam Fray, when he shouts these words in his well known Mancunian accent to the crowd- as they all “dance”or jump around to this song .

Crowd : gOd BlesS ThE BAnD THeR’yE dOinG AlL thEy cAn

Liam: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YERS
Crowd: Dunununununununu nununu nununu

by Lalmontford July 27, 2019